Poor: Bro, I’m broke. My wallet is so empty it echoes. Rich: Echoes? Mine has Wi-Fi. Poor: …Wi-Fi? Rich: Yeah, so it can connect to my other wallets. Poor: I hate you. Rich: Nah, you love me. That’s why you hang out with me. Poor: No, I hang out with you because you buy the fries. Rich: And you eat 90% of them. Poor: Sharing is caring. Rich: You “share” my fries the way pirates “share” treasure. Poor: At least I don’t have your rich-people problems. Rich: Like what? Poor: Like having to choose which sports car to drive. My “choice” is bus or walking. Rich: That’s exercise! Free gym! Poor: And free rain shower when it rains. Rich: Fine, I’ll drive you next time. Poor: In which car? Rich: The gold one. Poor: You have a gold car?! Rich: No, it’s just yellow. But it feels gold when I drive it. Poor: …You’re lucky I like free rides. Rich: And fries. Poor: And your air-conditioned life. Rich: And my Wi-Fi wallet. Poor: I swear one day I’m stea...
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