1. Why doesn’t Mr. Bean ever tell secrets?
Because he can’t even keep his face straight!
2. What did Mr. Bean say when his alarm didn’t wake him up?
“I guess it hit the snooze too hard—just like I do with everything else!”
3. Why did Mr. Bean bring a ladder to the supermarket?
Because the prices were so high, he thought he’d need to climb up to reach them!
4. Why doesn’t Mr. Bean play soccer?
Because every time he kicks the ball, it ends up in someone’s shop
